01The Number
The wallet had gone soft at the corners and Arthur had been meaning to replace it since the spring. He tipped it out onto the kitchen table because that is what you do, and the table filled up with the sort of thing a wallet holds after eleven years. Two library cards for the same library. A raffle ticket. A photograph of a dog that had been dead since the Clinton administration and had never, in life, sat that still.
And a piece of paper folded into eighths, worn through at two of the creases, with a phone number on it in blue ballpoint. No name. No area code, which dated it, and no clue at all as to whose hand had written it, because it was not his.
He looked at it for a while. Then he picked up the phone, because he was sixty-four years old and had run out of reasons not to do things.
It rang a long time. He was composing the apology when a woman said, "Hello?" in the guarded way people say it now.
"I'm going to sound ridiculous," Arthur said.
"All right."
"I found your number in my wallet. I don't know how long it's been in there. I don't know whose handwriting it is. I was hoping you might."
There was a pause of the kind where you can hear a kitchen.
"Read it to me," she said.
He read it to her. She said that was her number, and had been for thirty-one years, and before that it had been her mother's, so possibly longer than that, depending how you counted.
"And you're not — " Arthur stopped. He had no end for the sentence.
"I don't think so," she said. "What's your name?"
"Arthur Selkirk."
"No," she said, not unkindly. "Nothing. Should it be?"
"I have no idea. That's the whole problem."
She laughed at that, a short one, and he heard her sit down. A chair leg went over a floor. She said her name was Maureen and she was seventy-one and she had about forty minutes before she had to be somewhere, and they could either hang up now or try to work it out, and she didn't much mind which.
They tried to work it out.
He had lived in Ohio until he was thirty. She had never been to Ohio. She had taught school in two towns, neither of which he had heard of, and had worked one summer at a cannery, and he had never in his life been inside a cannery. He had been a heating engineer, twenty-six years for the same firm, and she said that sounded useful, and he said it was, mostly, and neither of them said anything for a second because that is a thing people say when the conversation has run out of road.
"My brother had a boat," Arthur offered.
"I don't know your brother."
"No."
"Lots of people had boats."
"He did not really have a boat," Arthur said. "He had a hull and a tarpaulin and an opinion."
She liked that. He could tell because she stopped being careful.
She told him about a dog she had inherited from a neighbour who went into a home, a huge stupid animal that would not go through a doorway if the door was standing open, only if you shut it first and then opened it in front of him, so that he could see it happen. She said it took her four months to work that out and by then she had started doing it without thinking, opening doors for a dog in a house where nobody was watching.
Arthur said his dog had been the opposite. His dog had gone through a screen door twice.
"Twice," she said.
"He didn't learn a great deal."
"Well, the second time he knew it would work."
They got on to the number again. She thought perhaps it had been a chain — somebody had given it to somebody who had given it to him, for some reason that had made sense at the time and that neither party had thought to write down. She said that was probably it. He said probably.
"It's a pity," Maureen said. "There ought to be an answer."
"There is one," Arthur said. "Somebody knows. They're just not here."
She said that was true of a great deal.
Then she said she had to go, she had a thing, and he said of course, and she said it had been a nice way to lose forty minutes, and he agreed that it had.
"Arthur," she said, before he could go. "Did you ever hurt your hand?"
He said no. He said why.
"No reason," she said. "It's just — my mother had a number in the book for a man with a hurt hand. That's all it said, in the margin. Hand. I never found out who it was, and I've never been able to throw the book away, and I don't know why I'm telling you."
"I've never hurt my hand," Arthur said.
"No. Well."
They said goodbye properly, the way people of their generation do, twice each.
Arthur sat for a minute. Then he swept the raffle ticket and one of the library cards into the trash and put everything else back — the dog, the other card, and the piece of paper, refolded along its worn creases so it would sit flat.
Somewhere in the drawer under the telephone was a pair of gloves he had bought in 1994 and never worn, because the right one had been sewn wrong at the thumb and the seam sat across the joint, and he had kept meaning to take them back.
He did not think about the gloves. There was no reason to. He put the wallet in his pocket and went out to see about the gutter.